In English we don't break tongues, we twist them instead!

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Read the following out loud:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter bought some butter, but, she said, the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my batter better. So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, put it in her batter, made her batter better. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells seashells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Say the following multiple times, as fast as possible:
  • Red lorry, yellow lorry.
  • Unique New York.
  • Irish wristwatch.
  • Six slippery snails slid slowly seaward.
  • A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose.
  • Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped thrillingly through Thursday.
  • Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
  • Truly rural.
  • Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

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